aurochsspirit

So listen everybody. I uhh, it kinda hard to say this, ya? But it's about Vid. He's growin' up fast, ya? An' I know dis Chaos place ain't exactly a great place to raise a kid, but we gonna keep tryin', you know? But it means sacrifices have to be made, so as of dis point, I'm shuttin' down dis computer. I want Vid to be raised doin' stuff like blitzball and stuff, not stuck in front of a computer, so I'm turnin' off my account...

Sir Jecht: I'll continue to work at da store as long as you need, ya? But I can't do much more den part time. If you find somebody to replace me, den no hard feelings, ya? An' I'll play blitzball with you as long as you need my arm, brudda! You might consider givin' my old job to Zell while I can still give him pointers, ya? He's a good kid. I see a lot of me in him.

It sure has been a lot of fun gettin' to know you all, you know. An' hey, I still be around, ya? Jus' means you gotta talk to me in person now! ...I know, right? People don't do dat no more. But it's been great, ya? See you all around.

I never get to do anyting fun, ya? Lu's tryin' to save da world, so I get to sit around here and watch Vid... Not that I don' love hangin' with my kid, but it's like, I'm the man, ya? I should save da world, not her... She jus' bossin' me around and stuff... I guess at least I get to defend Vid against all Kuja's little monster tings. So annoying... Oh well... Good luck, Lu!

You guys ever see dat movie with a guy who touches people, then he knows all their secrets? Dead Alone or somethin'. Anyway, I had one of those moments. I went over to Eyes on Mallboro Cafe, then I got da check from Ellone, the cute waitress. Well, I totally forgot about all da craziness of today and when I went to hand her some gil, we kinda bumped into each other. I forgot that my special thing was based on touch, ya? So.... I guess Ellone is cured for 24 hours, you know? I hope she didn't like 'em, cuz that'd mean I did her a favor, ya? 

But man, I feel really bad about doin' it, you know? I don't tink she had bad stuff, so she might be kinda angry with me.... Sorry, Ellone. Didn't mean it, you know?

So I got wrapped up in dat fightin' business. I kinda wanted to put away my "angry blitzball" for a long time, ya? But I broke it back out for dis. I gotta admit, it was kinda fun. I never really like hittin' a girl, but since it's a virtual reality ting, it really weren't so bad. I heard she was a mage, so I used my silence buster against her a lot, ya? Seemed to pay off since I got a win. But Lulu, she on da udda team, so she ain't too happy, brudda. I'm on cleanin' duty for our new home in da back of her store.

But I gonna make it up to her. I tink she wants to move somewhere else, and I jus' might be willin' to move. I mean, our stuff is all moved out anyway by da tide, so I may as well take it as an omen... Gotta figure out where to go dough, ya? Any suggestions?

Dis is one crazy mall, ya? I tell you, da world is breakin' apart and nobody cares about nothin' but their fighting tournament. I'm in da tournament, too, but man. I mean, our stuff spilled everywhere when our apartment went top to bottom, you know? I jus' can't believe so many people so worried about "who's fightin' next." I guess I'd be da same if it were blitzball... Oh well.

I been crazy busy at work. Our equipment went everywhere an' I gotta help track it down.. Sir Jecht and Irvine are so into dis tournament, dey barely even noticed da world was upside-down. But I'm on high alert, cuz I want our next blitz to start up! Unfortunately, all da Aurochs learned from last tournament dat dey don't like da chaos world all dat much, so I gotta get me a new team... I'll tink about dat later. Right now, I got Lu yellin' to move things into her back room and Sir Jecht demanding I do.... something productive. I don't tink he knows what...

Gotta go. Later.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho, yes! Dis is my week, ya? Sir Jecht, he's all little, ya? So we gotta take over since all he wants to do is kick all da balls, ya? Ting dat sucks dough is dat he still better den me at blitzball... Maybe even a little better!

Dat ain'd da best part dough! Best part is that LU is also a little kid! I mean, it was really weird when it happened. Lu and I were kinda.... you know. And suddenly she's a little girl! Lucky dere was some flashy lights and sparkles and stuff. I know stuff can happen like dat, so I di'n't actually see it happen. I was hidin' in da bathroom. I ain' no pervert, ya? But when I got out, she was a little girl. She kiiiinda knows what's goin' on. She knows she has a store and has to work, but doesn't entirely know one ting from another, ya? An' OY! You shoulda seen all da trouble she gave me when I told her she had to go to work! Kickin' and screamin'. Took forever, but finally got 'er to work. I was late, but lucky again for ol' Wakka, Sir Jecht was a shrimp, too! He di'n't care or even notice I was late. He was jus' kickin' balls 'around da mall.

Dis week will be cool dough, ya? No Lu yellin' at me for bein' a screw up. No Sir Jecht yellin' at me for bein' a screw up. Heck, da only ting I did at work today was some simple customer purchases and tell Jechty (he likes bein' called dat... sorta) to 'go long!' an' I kick him a blitzball across da mall!

It's kinda weird bein' da father figure for Lu. I got her and Vid now, and I ain't exactly da most organized guy, ya? But it means a whole week of mac 'n cheese! I'm in heaven, brudda.

Tournament sure looked fun, ya? But I couldn't make it. First off, a bunch of judges came in with cards and kept givin' me a red card whenever I said "ya", ya? I told 'em I'd stop, but dey wouldn't listen! So I been stayin' at home. Tryin' to avoid da mall, 'cept when I had to work. And even den I would just do my job and not talk, ya? I decided if I messed up and accidentally talked, den at least I would know to shut my stupid mouth before I said "ya." It mostly worked. I was rootin' on Lu last night and accidentally said it, but I don't tink da judge heard me. I bought him cotton candy, so he was busy. Also he mumbled someting about how "ya" wasn't against da law, just annoying. I dunno what dat means dough...

Lu keeps yellin' at me about soap. I tink she's hidin' it from me. She has so many bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body wash, acne treatments, ugh! Man..... women. So much in da shower. All I need is a good bar of soap and some good shampoo. Also gel, but dat's not in da shower. 'cept when I'm testing out da waterproofness of da gel.

Anyway, can't believe Lu beat Sir Jecht. Lu sure is powerful, ya?

Man, da mall is a mess, ya? I can't take it! People bein' disrespectful of blitzball an' stuff. It's disgusting. Oh well. I'm doin' my best to fix da problem, ya? Best you can do is kick people out if you catch 'em trowin' stuff in da blitz pool. Waitin' for Sir Jecht do decide if we should take any other actions, you know? 

In da mean time, I'm tryin' to figure out what to do about Lu. She found out about da party an' stuff. It sucks livin' in a world wit' crazy magics, ya? I did a good job hidin' it, ya? Oh well. At least I get to sleep on da couch and not where I was sleepin' when I was Sir Jecht. I sure missed Lu and Vid. Been so long. I told Lu to make it up, I'd do ALLL of Vid's diapers for a month! But she said no. She said how like, it wasn't my fault she did dose tings, ya? So I shouldn't suffer. She said my sleepin' on da couch was jus' because she needed space to tink. Too bad what she's tinkin' about is mostly my punishment... But oh well. I'm figurin' stuff out, ya?

I did it, ya? I pulled off a good inspection! Dunno how I did it... Guess I'm jus' dat great, ya? I'm like, da best, you know? Man, now I even kinda think like Jecht! Too bad dey's probably gonna find a solution to this body-swap ting soon ya?

Oh well. I miss me anyway, ya? I also miss Lu and Vid. Too bad I been kicked out because I'm not me. Stupid body swap. I been sleepin' on da roof of da mall. It's pretty warm, 'cept when it's windy, but hangin' out in da ticketbooth blocks a lot of dat. An' we've got lockers, so I got my shower. An' da Hot Dog Garden has some cheap hot dogs at night before dey close since dey go bad anyway...

Man... Jecht says I get a bonus for doin' good, ya? An' you know what? I feel like bein' selfish. Lu wouldn't let me stay in our house dis whole time, so I'm spendin' all dat bonus money on me an' Vid! Dunno how much dat'll get us since I dunno how much dis bonus is, but still. Even just popcorn and a movie would be good wit' me!

Sometin' is weird 'bout Jecht's body, ya? He's got like, heightened senses or sometin' like dat. Like, okay, I don't normally talk about dis kinda stuff, but yesterday I saw dis girl in da food court dat was pretty attractive, ya? Tight miniskirt and whatever. So she drops someting, den bends to pick it up. It was pretty sexy da way she did it, but I can always restrain myself, ya? But not while in Jecht's body. I get like, instantly aroused. Like, I never been aroused so quickly! An' it wasn't just dat, ya? I mean like, everywhere. Dat was prolly too sexy an example. Let's try another, ya? So a lady is inna store while I was inna bathroom, so I come out an' all I see is her hand reaching for a basketball and boom! Aroused! She had a sexy hand, but no hand never made me aroused, you know?

Sir Jecht, your body kinda scares me. But man, when I get in dat blitz pool for his two hours of trainin', I'm like a powerhouse, you know!? It's crazy! I can swim so fast and hit so hard! Oh, and when I'm in da game, dat crazy arousal ting stops. Like, I was playin' da game and trainin' wit' a couple of hot ladies, and one of dem had da ball (I was across da pool and swimmin' toward dem to help out da one dat was on my team). So da girl on my team had da ball and was holdin' on for dear life. She had it pulled tightly into her stomach. So da other girl was behind her, reaching over to try to grab da ball for her, den all da suddenly she reaches over and grabs da girl's umm... you know. And it wasn't even an "Oops, sorry ya? I'll let go!" moment. She was like, really goin' for it. Squeezin' even! An' like, notin' happened for me downstairs. Upstairs in my brain I could hardly take it, ya? But man... When Sir Jecht's body is blitzin', his body don't do notin' but win!

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